We take ourselves too seriously...

An elderly Sea Point spinster, whose flat bordered a nudist colony, contacted the local police complaining that she could actually see these men from her balcony, and that it was a 'public indecency'. The police arrived shortly after her call, and she led them to the balcony accordingly. Peering over, they could see nothing but overgrowth. When they mentioned this to the lady, she became quite indignant: "Look here, Officer, if you stand on this table and use these binoculars, you can see EVERYTHING!"